Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages step right up and witness with your own eyes, Circus della Morte. Formerly known as the Bizzaro Future Circus, this new sideshow will amaze you with their darker and more twisted stunts. Come witness acts rarely seen on stage. Be astonishes as Mr. N. Visible sacrifices his tender flesh and blood for your entertainment. Gaze upon Kennie, professional masticator and wielder of dangerous objects, as he eats objects not meant for human consumption. Be awed by Nurse Narcissa as she swallows a four-foot balloon and performs her tantalizing acts of contortion. Witness the death defying juggling of Charlie Tips and his gay table of doom. Enjoy the prose and musical styling of Mike McNasty and his concertina. All hosted by the prodigious Doctor Skotch, who appreciates you buying the rounds.
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